Mommy's Massage

When we were at the vacation house, Daddy and I went out to play golf while Mommy got something called a massage. Daddy told me about this, so I wondered if Mommy was getting a beard too. I asked Daddy and he explained that Mommy was getting a massage and not a beard. Since beards often go with massages, I persisted in wondering if she would get one of these too. I think Mommy would look quite funny with a massage and a beard. Eventually, Daddy figured out that I thought a massage was a moustache, but that these two things are very different. Mommy's massage featured lots of hot and cold rocks on her. She seemed to like being rubbed with rocks quite a bit. I can understand that since I like to play in piles of rocks myself.