With elections coming up, I'll make my prediction: John Kerry. This prediction is based on scientific survey data based on the number of donkey versus elephant stickers on the bathroom wall in celebration of my bathroom accomplishments. About 2 weeks ago, I got a new set of election stickers consisting of little red elephants and blue donkeys. The stickers were part of a CNN advertising campaign for the election. Every time I successfully use the toilet, I get to choose either a donkey or an elephant. Based on my selections, I expect Kerry to win in a landslide. By the way, the Target dog, who perhaps represents the Nader campaign, also had a good showing according to the bathroom poll.
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